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Valente

A ugly mushroom. He has a really bad haircut it looks like a 2 year old did it (actually it’s a lot worse) HE IS A PLAYER. He is very rude. NEVER DATE A VALENTE I AM WARNING YOU!
His girlfriend: ooooOooOoO he is so hawtt

Friend/close person:ummmm Valente looks like a mushroom
by Um_um_um January 3, 2019
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Valenski

"Oh my god my ex boyfriend had a total Valenski!"
by Fafmemmem May 24, 2013
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Valentino

A song from American rapper and music artist 24kgoldn released in 2019 at which he doesn’t want a valentine but a deep ass blowjob..

Valentino is pretty much a trash mumble rap track popularized by Tik Tok..
I just listened to Valentino therefore I want a deepthroat.
by TheSakaBomber October 27, 2019
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Valeria

Valeria can be the nicest person ever but she could be evil sometimes. She is the top of her class. She's either friends with the smart kids,popular kids or both. She will have over 10 crushes in a whole school year but then realizes those crushes aren't meant for her. She will fall for one specific guy and when she does she will fanisize about her crush like their marriage and how her kids would look like. But she will be the most loving person ever. She will will show you other side of her that has never since before if you date a valeria. Overall, she can the best person ever.
Damm valeria is so smart
by 123rd April 16, 2020
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Valeria

Person who tends to bitch about being hurt but likes hurting others.
That girl really just played with him, she's such a valeria
by UnicornBootyShaker June 21, 2020
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bullet for my valentine

In my opinion, a whole bunch of suck rolled into one little EMO, fag-blowing package. And for all you emo muthafuckers who don't realize that the band is emo and NOT Heavy Metal then you are sadly mistakenl. We don't want them. You can have your emo faggots and you can save that bullet for your head.
- Do you like Bullet for my Valentine?

- Nope.

- Hmm... me neither. Wanna go not cry and/or cut ourselfs?

- Sure.
by wed-g May 10, 2006
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Valeria

cool russian chick...who is in no way an alco! She just loved jackass!
by abigail mcfarland March 16, 2003
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