Two Toke Hold

A game which two or more people can play.

In which the participants pass around 2 or more spliffs, taking 2 tokes and then passing it on.

The smoke inhaled from these 2 tokes, and consequent tokes is held in the lungs until the first spliff comes back to you. You may then exhale and carry on the game!

Guy 1: You wanna play Two Toke Hold?
Guy 2: Yeh man, that game's whack yo'"

Brrrap

by LeeRoooyBrown October 24, 2008

Two Shrub Rub

The act of intercourse.

"I didn't have children until the two shrub rub."

by replicant5k September 10, 2009

Two-Bit Mathews

Two-Bit Mathews is a very underrated character from The Outsiders. He loves chocolate cake and Mickey Mouse. He always stands up for and protects his friends because they’re really like his family. He loves cracking jokes and causing trouble. He didn’t have enough screen time for you to really get to know him but in the time he did have he stole your heart for his personality and good looks.

Two-Bit Mathews is funny, caring and gorgeous once you get to know him.

by [e-mail]75 January 25, 2020

Two beer tired

The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.

I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.

by Matt&Lucy April 2, 2015

two dick mouth

A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'

Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."

Dude2: "A what?"

Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."

Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."

by Coosey Junt December 14, 2013

Two Headed Turkey

When a girl blows 2 guys at the same time, *gobble gobble*

Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”

by Rpattz25 December 4, 2019

Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.

"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."

by Chetanator October 11, 2014