Two beer tired

The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.

I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.

by Matt&Lucy April 2, 2015

two hit fight

It is often used as a way to dismiss the threat of an aggressor by saying, "This is a two-hit fight."

A two hit fight is one where 1) I hit you, and 2) you hit the ground.

by Silent Barracuda February 27, 2014

Two Toke Hold

A game which two or more people can play.

In which the participants pass around 2 or more spliffs, taking 2 tokes and then passing it on.

The smoke inhaled from these 2 tokes, and consequent tokes is held in the lungs until the first spliff comes back to you. You may then exhale and carry on the game!

Guy 1: You wanna play Two Toke Hold?
Guy 2: Yeh man, that game's whack yo'"

Brrrap

by LeeRoooyBrown October 24, 2008

two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls

It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.

by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011

Two Shrub Rub

The act of intercourse.

"I didn't have children until the two shrub rub."

by replicant5k September 10, 2009

Two Headed Turkey

When a girl blows 2 guys at the same time, *gobble gobble*

Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”

by Rpattz25 December 4, 2019

two dick mouth

A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'

Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."

Dude2: "A what?"

Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."

Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."

by Coosey Junt December 14, 2013