Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”
by Rpattz25 December 04, 2019
The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.
"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"
"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
by Chetanator October 11, 2014
The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.
Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.
by nachoworm August 08, 2010
It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.
by Dr. Mythomania April 10, 2011
Usually a nice person that unfortunately had their name spelt wrong on their birth certificate. Could be a result of an asian parent typo.
by BoomChickaPop69 January 17, 2021
It is often used as a way to dismiss the threat of an aggressor by saying, "This is a two-hit fight."
by Silent Barracuda February 22, 2014
A song released by the British rock band Queen in the year 1975 as a part of the album "A night at the Opera".
It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.
"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"
It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.
"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"
by JoshTomar February 24, 2022