backwards texas turtle

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.

Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!

by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017

Awkward Turtle High Five

The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.

Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.

The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.

"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*

by pseudonymforellie September 25, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

One of four turtles who were mutated by a substance called 'Ooze.' Love to eat pizza and watch TV. They fight the bad Foot Ninjas, too.

Donatello ish the most badass mofo of the Ninja Turtles.

by Scrub June 4, 2003

Tampa Turtle

When perusing the Tampa Gentleman's Club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, skanky chicken heads you'll ever see. Your penis will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it's shell.

Joe: Dude, when I was in Tampa visiting my grandma I went to a nearby strip club. It was so sloppy I ended up with a Tampa Turtle. I should have gone to the Penthouse Club!

by Darkwing Duck III November 29, 2017

smokey turtle

Curling a massive shite out onto your lovers chest after eating an extra spicey curry.

hey there baby, after this spicey takeaway food, fancy getting a smokey turtle?

by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011

guillotining a turtle head

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.

Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)

by spiderno22 August 22, 2010

Tumbling the turtle

To take part in a sexual activity.

1. Can you come out tonight?

Tumbling the turtle, sorry..

2. What'd you get up to earlier with that girl?

We were tumbling the turtle.

by The-Master-of-Disaster October 20, 2012