Thomas the Tank Engine

The act of rubbing your face in a girls titties while pulling on her hair and yelling "toot" "toot"

"dude i cant believe you thomas tank engined Roxanne last night!"

"yo those titties would be so nice to thomas the tank engine!"

by NA874W December 9, 2008

Thomas

An amazingly sexy and really tall guy. With abs. Also used as an adjective for someone you look up to.

"Dude, that supermodel guy is SO Thomas!"

by E. Jaculate December 9, 2012

The Thomas

N.
1.Highest Texan Ranking.

2.Extremely Heterosexual, to the point of all men's jealousy.

"Can it get cooler than The Thomas? I think not."

"The Thomas is a hard act to follow"

"You are SO not The Thomas!!"

by The GBD March 11, 2005

Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

by TMB94squared October 11, 2009

Thomas Nast

A German Cartoonist who is credited for creating the elephant and donkey representatives for the republican and democratic political parties of the United States of America, respectively.
See Also: Nast, King of Nast, Thomas Nast King of Nast.

"Yo bitch, dat is Thomas Nast, King of Nast, Nast!"

by A2Molly June 25, 2005

Thomas metcalfe

A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...

ha ha hes a thomas metcalfe.

by Metalcalfe March 19, 2019

Thomas roberts

He is the thicccest boi he is so thiccc im pretty sure he has hiv but who cares cuz he so dummy thiccc

Bitch: im horny
Other bitch: get some thiccc Thomas roberts cock you hoe

by Hen hentai December 10, 2019