swinging the spits

a saying meaning or, wanting to receive oral sex

“yo that party was live last night.”

“yea that girl in my class was swinging the spits!”

by -Luxxur1ous- March 17, 2023

Spit

Spit Is A Form Of Mouth Juice That Is Expelled By Sucking Saliva From The Back Of The Mouth And ''Spiting'' It Out.

I Will Spit On You Kate.

by Flipping Thing's Like An Idiot October 4, 2017

Spit it

Phrase normally yelled at platonic couples by obnoxious friends, followed by the most disgusting spitting sound you can possibly make.

Short for spitting your game.

John: "hey Sally!"

Sally: "hey John! how's it going? "

Obnoxious friends: "SPIT IT!!!!!"

by SBecial October 7, 2012

Spit in your dip

The action of spitting in ones butthole when they have diarrhea

Wife: ugh I have horrible diarrhea!
Husband: Hey can I spit in your dip?

by Dip Spitter February 19, 2022

NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.

OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019

Spit Guerrilla

A cunt of a meteorologist who pulls the zero rain ruse, when he knows there will be periods of spitting rain.

Sebastian Spit Guerrilla, once again fucked up the day for thousands. Purposely creative with the facts about light rainfall.

by CuntandCuntess February 7, 2025

spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them

person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much

by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023