Definitions by CuntandCuntess

Stormcrapper

A person who buys excessive loo rolls upon hearing of impending doom.

Bruce, a serial stormcrapper, has once again panicked, clearing the shelves of Kleenex and cousins.

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A cunt of a meteorologist who pulls the zero rain ruse, when he knows there will be periods of spitting rain.

Sebastian Spit Guerrilla, once again fucked up the day for thousands. Purposely creative with the facts about light rainfall.

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