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Goon

Goon means a person is a thug or a shootta they love to kill people
Shut the fuck up before I get them goons on ya bitch ass
by Prettybootygirl May 20, 2019
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Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator
Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?
by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025
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Rage Goon

When someone is gooning in an angry manor.
by GooGiver32 May 14, 2025
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Goon

An act of pleasure involving moving your hand up and down your genitals.

Also known as Jerk off or Wank
"Jack likes to goon 3 times per day"
by Methlover67 October 7, 2025
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gooning lot

A Parking lot filled with a bunch of "gooners" and get a 32 inch TV with "porn" on it
hey bro lets go to the "gooning lot" they're hosting a "goon" event

girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there
by bigdisme123766 March 4, 2025
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Spunk Gooning

When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it
Me and my cellmate got caught Spunk Gooning last night in prison.
by d1boogering May 6, 2025
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tafari gooning

tafari gooning and munting while planning to go iglooing with friends later
by goon maxer November 21, 2024
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