Thunder Cunt

1) A girl or woman that can't get Enough dick in her.
2) A girl or woman that can't live with out dick in her.
3) A girl or woman that cheats constantly.
4) A girl or woman that craves dick.

1) Miranda is a thunder cunt.
2)You really know who's a thunder cunt, Miranda.

by Miranda Lynn Light July 17, 2016

Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man

'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun

by Amity1 August 19, 2024

Big Thunder

A large car that can carry a lot of people. Driver plays good music.

chloe: what are we doing this weekend?
jack: we're road trippin' in Lauren's Big Thunder!! You in? Everyone is going.
chloe: HELL YEAH!

by lolococopopo June 2, 2018

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”

by Katalyna October 8, 2021

Thunder theft

Being a dick, and stealing the credit for someone’s idea or creation

You: ‘tells great joke’
Friend: lol nice
~later when you 2 are with more people~
Friend: ‘Insert your great joke’
People: lol that’s nice, great joke man
You: >:O
~Later~
You: ‘friend’ just totally stole my joke
Friend 2: yo, that’s thunder theft dude

by Zyfong October 26, 2018

Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.

Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was

by no head cobain April 25, 2025

Diverse Thunder

A team of diverse people, such as race or gender, that are put in a competitive situation and are determined to be victorious

Student 1: Dude that team is gonna crush us.

Student 2: What did you expect, they’re name is Diverse Thunder

by I_am_the_senete March 19, 2019