bean and rice university

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.

You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.

by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023

Ray Rice-ing

Physically attacking a female, often times resulting in legal actions against the offender.

"I was so mad at my girl, I Ray-Riced her ass last night"
"Whoa bro Ray Rice-ing isn't cool"

by Soaking69 June 14, 2015

Hitting a rice krispy

when you’re smoking a bowl and you rip it so hard that the weed crackle and pop like a fuckin rice krispy buddy.

Yo, Conner is hitting a rice krispy on the bowl!

by imkindofhungrybutalsoimugly April 12, 2023

Put men in rice

Putting men in rice to fix them. Just as you would a phone you've dropped in the toilet water.

'The rabbit hole I just went down, after learning why morgues prefer to hire women. SMH. Put men in rice' - roxane gay @rgay

by Djpjcat March 19, 2023

long ass rice

A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.

I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.

Long ass rice? What's that?

Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?

by Fred Ledge September 25, 2011

Indian rice show

20 indian women who live in indian sitting in a circle shoving rice up their vaginas.

"Dude did you see that indian rice show?"

"Hell yeah, it was hot!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 14, 2014

Ultimate Rice Platter

The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.

Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!

by Perineum-Pope June 13, 2015