two tub man

Have you seen that two tub man that's bouncing down at Tony's?
by neverlad January 23, 2014
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Two Headed Turkey

When a girl blows 2 guys at the same time, *gobble gobble*
Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble
by Rpattz25 December 04, 2019
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Two Toke Hold

A game which two or more people can play.

In which the participants pass around 2 or more spliffs, taking 2 tokes and then passing it on.

The smoke inhaled from these 2 tokes, and consequent tokes is held in the lungs until the first spliff comes back to you. You may then exhale and carry on the game!
Guy 1: You wanna play Two Toke Hold?
Guy 2: Yeh man, that game's whack yo'"

Brrrap
by LeeRoooyBrown September 13, 2008
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jeniffer with two f's

Usually a nice person that unfortunately had their name spelt wrong on their birth certificate. Could be a result of an asian parent typo.
Yo it's jeniffer with two f's
That's a F in the chat... no wait two F's!
by BoomChickaPop69 January 17, 2021
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two bite check

The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.
Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.
by nachoworm August 08, 2010
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two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls
It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.
by Dr. Mythomania April 10, 2011
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Death on two legs

A song released by the British rock band Queen in the year 1975 as a part of the album "A night at the Opera".

It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.

"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"
Brian: What's your favorite Queen song?
Roger: Definitely Death on two legs
by JoshTomar February 24, 2022
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