Lawrence's Law

A Corollary to Murphy's Law indicating that Captain Murphy had an optimistic outlook on life when he derived his famous law.

Murphy's Law states that anything which can go wrong, will go wrong.

Lawrence's Law states that everything will find a way to go wrong.

First proposed in 1990 at Argonne National Laboratory after the unexpected failure of a particle accelerator

Not only did we have a missle failure due to the fuel cut-off override, which was predicted with a 5% probability of occuring, The payload also struck a goose, which had a 0% probability of occurring, an example of Lawrence's Law at work.

by richardttu April 17, 2009

Bacon Law

The Bacon Law as it is known states that when someone doesn't want bacon they are wrong and bacon is right.

When someone doesn't want bacon you have the right to invoke the bacon law which automatically makes them wrong.

Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!

by lady lover 2000 December 9, 2012

Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

Laws of the Weinhold

Act of not giving af until shit becomes personal. Then you are physically required to handle the situation by any means fucking necessary.

The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..

- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules

After my buddy followed the laws of the weinhold he was admitted to a hospital for a month before he died. It was neat

by Platezz January 25, 2018

hoop-law

silliness, absurdity, craziness, folly, foolishness, goofiness, inanity and/or inconsistency of an act; When something or someone is being very silly or out of the norm.

The gas prices just went up another dollar, and Bush was recently seen circling the White House in a large bunny suit. Now This, is a bunch of hoop-law.

by gracie:) August 2, 2008

1918 law

The 1918 law has jurisdiction on every single internet platform. The law was dicovered by If/DailyDoseOfFails upon discovering his ifunny chat full of hungarian propaganda. Seconds after repling back with this law every single hater was completely shocked, sudden swift fear moving inside their bones leaving them completely paralyzed and incapable of replying. It is a law designed to combat revisionism.

Hey bro are you hungry ?

Nah, 1918 law

by DDOF May 8, 2020

Laws of the Bible

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible

Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game

by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021