water pussy

Vagina that smells like roses and taste like Fiji water

That white bitch got some crazy ass water pussy...by the way that's a thing

by Nealemilee September 3, 2017

pussy scratch

1. A small, bloodless wound inside a vagina

2. A male with the qualities of a small bloodless wound inside a vagina

Did you see Matt cower like a baby rabbit when that old lady yelled at him?

Yeah, he's such a pussy scratch.

by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

Pussy peak

ones pussy peak is an event or series of events in which you received your highest amount of/best poon, in a year or in a quarter. A pussy peak can be at a party or during a relationship. realising your pussy peak can be a happy and sad event; happy that you got some pussy, but sad that you will not get more/peak again, for a while.

E.G 1
"bills party was good"
"yeah i know! saw you getting in there mate" *;)*

"it was probably my pussy peak of 2010"

EG 2

"im expecting my pussy to peak tonight"

EG 3
"the last week of the summer holidays was my pussy peak"

by detelas March 8, 2010

reupholstered pussy

When a female's pussy is dramatically different compared to the most recent excursion with said pussy.

Man I was fuckin' this bitch and I think she had a reupholstered pussy, that shit was completely different.

by Wiseman #1 December 31, 2010

pussy destroyer

A pussy destroyer is one who so profusely reams a vaginal orifice, hitting it from all the angles, that it is stretched beyond what God designed a vagina to be stretched to in his vaginal specifications, that the vagina is permanently loosened, albeit by a very small degree unless it's a large black man with a small asian girl then there can be significant irreversible damage resulted from the vaginal orifice being stretched beyond full capacity. The result is the woman must do kegels for a few years, or get vaginoplasty to restore her pussy to it's original state.

Man, Sarah used to have the tightest twat in the 'hood. Ever since Kevin got in there though she's never been able to satisfy a man. Kevin sure is a pussy destroyer.

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 2, 2005

Man pussy

A gay/bi mans asshole.

Garrett Poenitske can literally fit a whole large cucumber in his man pussy.

by spearme21 July 5, 2016

Funky Pussy

Foul smelling, odorous female genitalia. Putrid odor generally perceptible from a short 6 to 11 inch distance from the vagina in question. Extremely putrid, offensive to the senses when smelled on contact or in close proximity,malodorous. Noisome odor transferable on contact with anything,(IE) body parts including but not limited to fingers, clothing,female stimulation devices:dildos,vibrators, Ba Wa Balls etc.

(ex)Brian ended his relationship with Mildred because she had an unacceptably funky pussy

(ex)"Damn baby, please close your legs, that shit is humming! Sweetie, can't the Doctor give you something to freshen up your funky pussy? It's killing me and making my eyes water." said Brian.

by Pcisbs December 19, 2008