Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019

Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018

Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.

I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log

by Yoshi10116 June 7, 2018

Log Legs

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.

Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!

by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018

Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.

Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.

by The poop dog June 10, 2018

Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019