Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018

Shit log

Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.

"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said

by Lumine Lover May 16, 2018

Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

Meat log

Another word for penis.

She blowed my meat log super hard.

by FuckBlow July 22, 2019

Lincoln log

A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.

Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.

by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019