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law of shamus

In the course of debate on Islam if someone sites www.thereligionofpeace.com they automatically lose the debate.
//the web site thereligionofpeace will teach you the truth of Islam//

//Oops law of shamus, fail//
by fartso2346 September 8, 2010
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Wilson's law

Applied at times of superiority, that of politics to science, which holds that when A equals B, and B equals C, then A equals C, except where forbidden by law.
Consider Wilson's law as of opposite of Pareidolia, Mimicry, etc; Pattern recognition not at fault, drop hook with bait of what recon as rare thyself, hope can pull that fish up-board for: rarity spews back when measured by closed loop feedback.
by Valandstanandtomandandy December 2, 2009
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hoop-law

silliness, absurdity, craziness, folly, foolishness, goofiness, inanity and/or inconsistency of an act; When something or someone is being very silly or out of the norm.
The gas prices just went up another dollar, and Bush was recently seen circling the White House in a large bunny suit. Now This, is a bunch of hoop-law.
by gracie:) August 2, 2008
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1918 law

The 1918 law has jurisdiction on every single internet platform. The law was dicovered by If/DailyDoseOfFails upon discovering his ifunny chat full of hungarian propaganda. Seconds after repling back with this law every single hater was completely shocked, sudden swift fear moving inside their bones leaving them completely paralyzed and incapable of replying. It is a law designed to combat revisionism.
Hey bro are you hungry ?

Nah, 1918 law
by DDOF May 8, 2020
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Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.
Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019
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The Law of Speedrunning

The Law of Speedrunning dictates that:
- Every game in existence has a speedrunning community.
- There are no exceptions.
Someone made a speedrun of getting banned in Club Penguin.
Classic example of The Law of Speedrunning.
by NeonLines July 6, 2018
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Laws of the Bible

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible
Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game
by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021
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