Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share
by Bettywhite June 7, 2014
Get the Johnny B'd mug.Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)
Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).
Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).
by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022
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Get the Johnny Ass Pops mug.Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025
Get the Johnnie mug.The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.
by Doble P December 6, 2023
Get the Johnny Shot mug.Johnni is a minor character in Hallo aus Berlin, who is also Rita's friend. Although Johnny is a minor character, he did acts that were not minor at all. In episode 4, In der Stadt, Johnni causes Rolli's suicide by making him jump off of a building. Johnni also makes a terrible act in episode 6, Schule. He was found responsible for Rita's death. He stabbed her 10 times with a swiss knife.
Person 1: You know Johnni from Hallo aus Berlin?
Person 2: The pyschopath that killed the main hosts of the show?
Person 2: The pyschopath that killed the main hosts of the show?
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Get the Johnni mug.^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
by thurb March 31, 2023
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