Womp Dick

This term is used when you are clapping somebody's cheeks in a match of Fortnite or in just everyday life.

He turned around and I gave him the quick WOMP DICK!!

by The TANK 15 November 27, 2018

Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Spooky Dick

When you get your dick sucked so good it disappears.

Jenny sucked Shane off so good she gave him spooky dick!

by Stevie Arrington October 07, 2016

porch dick

A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.

That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.

by Mattyice March 09, 2015

Dick Bible

-noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the Seabury. The book contains intricately drawn out men's penises in various positions. Not to be confused with the Ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie "Superbad", the Dick Bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of "Superbad". The original copy's whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.

"What should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of cocks?" "I think Dick Bible would be suitable"

by PAN!!!!!!!!!!!! March 05, 2009

diddly dick

Something with absolutely no use or function.

Something that does not work.

These scissors don't do diddly dick!

by AVGNfan May 31, 2009

porch dick

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 09, 2015