lawn dancing

you go to a friends house, hopefully while theyre home, crank the music on your car radio and dance on your friends front lawn. The longer and more stuff you play with, the better it gets. The best point is when you later find out the family was home but they didnt notice anything

(3 days later)

Tyler: so adam, on monday i went to your house and went lawn dancing you

Adam: what time?

Tyler: around 3

Adam: i was home, why didnt i notice that?!?

by lawn dancer May 24, 2010

Poo Dance

When there's only one toilet in the house and guess what? its occupied!

This results in hopping up and down jiggling around waiting to do your business. A poo dance.

Person A : Wtf are you doing?!
Person B : A poo dance the toilet doors locked!

by NomadicDoctor August 30, 2016

Dancing Dentist

An elderly semi retired male who still thinks he's 21 and party's like it's 1999. Outdoes most of his peers and is notoriously good at pulling younger women. A bit of a legend

Did you see that bird the dancing Dentist pulled last night. She was mint

by Dren88 March 26, 2019

The Dance of the Spider

When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.

My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!

by ktmax June 21, 2012

Salsa Dancing

A performance art where the follower ( typically a woman ) voluntarily allows the leader ( typically a man ) to respectfully do whatever he wants to her body using choreographed ( and sometimes improvised ) combinations like inside turns and hammerlocks. When the song ends they typically thank each other and move on to new partners. Contrary to popular belief a salsa club is not a meat market like a regular club. It typically consists of 70%+ regulars who treat the customers like family. Hookups happen but are rare since predominately Hispanic clientele tends to be more on a conservative side, the feminist openly down to hookup hangs at a dive bar not a salsa club. Salseras typically hold out for a boyfriend or a husband.

I can't I'm sober now, what do sober people even do on a Friday night?
They go salsa dancing duh

by Mustardeer October 15, 2018

Bush Dance

Vaginal Intercourse.

In no time at all, Caren and I will be doing the bush dance.

by Ryryq June 29, 2010

laptop dance

Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance.

Dude a had a major boner this morning using my laptop to get a laptop dance.

by mrdollabill4life March 22, 2009