by Head BiAtch April 04, 2014
to profess something that you truly believe may prove to be right but has dire consequences if you are wrong.
I convinced the CEO that we should spend a shitload of money on this marketing deal. I hope it works out- i got my nuts on the chopping block here.
by jilm January 13, 2017
She said she was on the rag so before you know it, I had her head in my lap and was ballin her chops like there was no tomorrow.
by kirk devonshire May 13, 2008
A term typically used by youtubers to describe the action of hating on or negativley talking about the shitlord that is Onision or the onion man.
person 1: Hey did you see Strange ÆONS video about Chopping onions?
person 2: wtf how did you get into my house
person 2: wtf how did you get into my house
by flatbear December 28, 2019
Derogatory term for a devout Jew. Phrase is derived from the bris-happy nature of the children of Abraham.
Woody: Still got your foreskin, boss?
Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice
Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids
Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice
Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids
by wch-meister June 14, 2018
by Patrick February 23, 2005
when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
by Earl G. October 25, 2004