Fart Blanche

Permission by one's spouse to fart under the blankets while in bed together.
"Honey, you have fart blanche to fart under the blankets tonight."
by bean_eater February 09, 2010
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Ball Fart

When you squeeze your asscheeks together while farting, the air is focred downward and through the side of your balls. Awesome noise.
Hey dude, you wanna have a Ball Fart contest?
by Themadhatter October 18, 2003
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inside fart

When you have gas and can't let it out...usually due to the fact that you are in a public place...the fart then goes back into your stomach rather than out your anus - most often resulting in an awkward noise.
Man I was in class today and I had to fart, but there was this hot chick sitting next to me so I had to inside fart instead. Turns out it was so quiet she heard it anyway and gave me a disgusted look.
by phil-will March 21, 2010
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Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole
I was pooping and all of a sudden I had a sharp fart and I swear I though I was bleeding
by Loomchoopproom March 29, 2019
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Retard Fart

Dude, I think I just ripped a retard fart.
by jefferythegreat April 03, 2017
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muffle fart

When someone holds toilet tissue against their ass in the restroom to stop excessive noise.
It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.
by Teflon72 January 01, 2014
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Kamakaze Fart

A fart that is strategically placed in a room to target and deeply offend and stun certain individuals.
The farter has no fear of being found or ratted out; he has one objective, and that is to neutralize his target. This fart is often let in retaliation(ex girlfriend), to invoke fear and confusion or can be used to create a smoke screen while people break contact and leave the room.
Bro, see Helen over there with her new boyfriend, I am about to get her back for leaving me. I am heading in to let the Kamakaze Fart, if we dont speak again, it has been good to know you.
by Goatoghillgary January 04, 2017
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