Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.

"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005

testosterone poisoning

When a trans woman goes through male puberty and grows facial hair and her voice deepens, etc.

Erika, though she had boobs from taking estrogen and had had all hair facial hair lasered off, was still getting clocked because of her deep voice as a result testosterone poisoning.

by Natalia Boa Vista November 21, 2016

testocracy

A form of governmental hierarchy which is ruled by those with the most testosterone.

Most high school sports teams are testocracies with the largest and strongest males dominating and ruling over the weaker males.

Kyle being the smallest member of the team was at the bottom rung of the locker room testocracy.

by dw6245 May 28, 2008

testi pop

a short voice blow out when someone is talking so their voice goes high then low. usually happens when someone is goin through puberty. refers to when someone is hity in the nuts their voice goes high

testi popper: hey *testi pop* what r u doin on the weekend?
Person: Man u hav so many testi pops

by jubjub2105 November 29, 2007

Bleep Test

A Fitness test used in schools to mesure how fit one is.
It is measured by how many times you can run 15m.

Jon:What did you get in the bleep test
David:120,you?
Jon:Only 46
David:That Sucks, Man

by Dom2323 May 27, 2007

Testicularitis

Aka: Blue Balls.

Either to be teased to erection and have no release of Semen.

To not have got laid in a while

Dude my balls hurt its beyond blue balls... i think i have Testicularitis!!!!

by Dj JynXx July 21, 2006

Testicular Combustion

If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.

Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?

Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit

Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!

by ajay69 June 30, 2011