taintotoma

Physical condition resulting from an untreated straint, where blood pools and collects in the taint causing excessive swelling and discoloration. Often mistaken for a third nut.

see "straint"

Dude, you have a rubberband around your scrotum, or a taintotoma. Either way, you should get that looked at

by iLLapino January 7, 2011

taintii

When there is more than one taint in a room

It explains itself...taintii

by Shafty001 November 21, 2010

tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)

dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!

by bullets first November 13, 2011

taint swaggler

a girl who rubs on your taint while you're having sex with her.

she's pretty good in bed, for a taint swaggler.

or in past tense...

that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

Taint Stich

the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls

His taint stich was a thing of beauty

by stuarthub December 16, 2011

Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow January 6, 2012

Taint Bubstep

Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.

"The excessive volume of your taint bubstep is makes me feel like bucking out"

by Jova nov February 14, 2012