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hit the fan

We better edit this story before it hits the fan.
by Light Joker February 22, 2005
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the flash

Only the fastest character alive, Superman may have super sonic speed. But The Flash has light speed. Superman couldn't even touch him when they raced.
The Flash: I'm suprised you could even see me.

Superman: Well, I'm suprised you could run as fast as me backwards and run on water
by StrongStong May 21, 2007
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Punch to the Face

A game in which the goal is lolz. The way to play is simple. You must make a sign that says "Punch to the Face" and draw a fist under it. You must then place that sign in a hidden spot where someone will find it. Rules for hiding:

1. The sign cannot be placed the open.
2. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign in the same place as before.
3. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign where someone else has hidden one.
4. You cannot force someone or trick someone into seeing a sign.
5. No lame spots

The Punch to the Face can be any size and be made in anyway you can imagine. The more creative the better.

Should you be a victim of a truly epic Punch to the Face sign, you must shout to the heavens in anguish as though God himself has punched you in the Face.
The first ever punch to the face:

Joe grabs Jim's phone while Jim is not looking. He quickly takes a picture of his fist and makes it the background. He then types a banner that says "Punch to the Face" and places the phone back down. Hours later Jim picks up the phone only to be punched in the face. Jim reacts horribly and vows revenge.
by titanfan/dreed March 10, 2009
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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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hurry the fuck up

What one says to make someone work faster.
Dude hurry the fuck up, I've been waiting for half an hour
by Annoyed Dude September 12, 2009
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The Fun Game

A game usually played in Texas which originates from Houston, Texas. The basic concept is a race to get a stranger's phone number. There are multiple rules(such as time limits, age limits, etc.) created over time and different versions of the game with slightly different rules(like whether or not you can be in a relationship and still play the game) can be found in Texas. The game is usually played in malls, schools/universities, and parks. Some people keep records of how fast the winners can win the game at specific places.
I'm bored, let's play the Fun Game!
Don't be shy, The Fun Game really helps your confidence!
Hey! You broke my record of 1:15 at the Woodlands Mall!
by Digiomegamon April 24, 2012
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kill the frog

To explain a joke. If you have to take apart a joke and explain how it works, like a frog, you will kill it, removing all humor that might have been left.
Joe: I really don't get that joke.
Ted: Would somebody kill the frog for Joe please?
by gurzil May 4, 2006
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