Muhammed: I'm so depressed
*Goes on Facebook* *status* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF." *get's ignored*
Rihannon likes I hate it when my tampons fall out.
Fred likes Someone said they'd jump off a cliff so I poked them.
Muhammed: Damn I just got status jumped.
*Goes on Facebook* *status* "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF." *get's ignored*
Rihannon likes I hate it when my tampons fall out.
Fred likes Someone said they'd jump off a cliff so I poked them.
Muhammed: Damn I just got status jumped.
by Elluu February 25, 2011
Get the Status Jump mug.Using a well-known quote or reference from politics, movies, song lyrics or other pop culture for your Facebook status.
John's Facebook status says "It's raining men!!"
He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.
He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.
by Fred Ledge November 5, 2011
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1. pertains to being like a beast at the current moment.
2. can also mean something is of the likable nature among peers.
2. can also mean something is of the likable nature among peers.
Man Tyronne's fashion sense is so c-status.
Marquise, those rims you have on your new ride are c-status.
Marquise, those rims you have on your new ride are c-status.
by jacquand July 21, 2008
Get the c-status mug.When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.
John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"
Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"
John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"
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Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"
John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"
Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby
by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010
Get the Gerber Status mug.1.legit.
2.awesome; sick
Recently used in JTHS by random girls basketball players all around. This pharse is legit and very universal so use it whenever, wherever.
2.awesome; sick
Recently used in JTHS by random girls basketball players all around. This pharse is legit and very universal so use it whenever, wherever.
by oga winters January 17, 2009
Get the daddy status mug.When one has reached the highest level of nerdiness. Someone who has all the generic nerd qualities and more. Every single type of nerd, geek, dweeb or reject aspects you can think of all rolled in to one.
Guy 1 " Have you seen what that freak _____ is wearing today?"
Guy 2 " *Jock laugh* Yeah bro hes totally reached nerd status. I had to beat him twice as hard for it! "
Guy 1 " *high five/chest bump* Rofl Waffle!"
Guy 2 " *Jock laugh* Yeah bro hes totally reached nerd status. I had to beat him twice as hard for it! "
Guy 1 " *high five/chest bump* Rofl Waffle!"
by GabbyTheDelinquent August 17, 2011
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