Skip to main content

stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.
Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.
by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020
mugGet the stand down comedian mug.

stand Bi

When a Bisexual is not dating anyone they are on stand Bi
I’m bisexual but I’m not dating anyone so I’m on stand Bi
by Sunflower_Love1625 November 19, 2020
mugGet the stand Bi mug.

stand up check

something you do with the boys to see if anyone's got a boner
*someone says something horny*
"ayo stand up check"
by peepolaugh November 22, 2020
mugGet the stand up check mug.

Standing Cervetti

A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.
Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."

Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."

Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
by Mr. Luxy December 9, 2020
mugGet the Standing Cervetti mug.

Sandstone, Minnesota

Crackhead town with a shit ton of trails and a prison with less crackheads, and some staff housing too.
Sandstone, Minnesota resident: ayye maaan waant a buudweeeiseeeer????
Sane fucking human: No.
by The Greying Dog March 16, 2021
mugGet the Sandstone, Minnesota mug.

Standard Brian

A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.
"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."
by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021
mugGet the Standard Brian mug.

Smands

sans except sand and incredibly unfunny
"sans + sand = smands"
"jeff please get therapy"
by Smands May 18, 2021
mugGet the Smands mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email