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squirrel

a person who only contributes to a groupme and not a real life conversation.
person 1: who is that girl in the corner?
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.
by lord of the bananas April 21, 2015
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squirrel

The most majestical and beautiful being on earth. Athletic, smart, and gorgeous.
-DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM check out that chick!
-She ain't a chick, she a squirrel.
by squirrel11 February 23, 2015
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Brazen Urban Ninja Squirrel

The unofficial mascot of Temple University in Philadelphia, PA.
Official mascot: Owl. Unofficial mascot: Brazen urban ninja squirrel.
by rogergentry306-232 September 1, 2021
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Squirrel Chaser

A frisky member of the female persuasion that is always searching for a nut to bask In
Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week
by Rickey Spanish June 9, 2020
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Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
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Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
by Hippiechick May 13, 2013
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