Isosceles square

The most beautiful girl ever

Kacey is an isosceles square

by Djdnfjfhfhfhdjdj May 2, 2022

wearing square glasses

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.

emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”

nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”

suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”

by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022

Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half

"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."

by [e-mail] February 14, 2017

Square Cornered

When a tree overhanging a road is hit by an 18 wheeler or other large vehicle. Named for the 'square corner' it leaves in the tree. Can also be used as a verb for someone who wants to have roadside objects removed.

Whoa dude, your tree got totally square cornered, it looks like shit!!

by Mgamerz June 23, 2010

Square dick

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by Trialscarries February 14, 2018

Square sighted

Someone engaged constantly on screens such as mobile, tablet, computer, etc.

He was square sighted enough to miss the bus couple of times...

by Plantoid September 22, 2016

Square Brain

Someone on the autistic spectrum, where thinking tends to be more literal and direct. Often used to refer to oneself.

Opposite of "Squiggle Brain".

"Tom's Square Brain might make him quirky, but he's the only guy I know who can solve a Rubik's Cube while quoting Shakespeare."

by CloverLief August 8, 2024