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Splitgate

A common term for having gay e sex or phone sex online.
“Ayo, did you hear James and Parker splitgate last night?”
by WCroissant September 6, 2021
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SPITE INSTRUMENT

CELL PHONE

SELL PHONE

BETE NOIRE

ANYTHING else Y'ALL think of.
Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.

People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this ASSH0LE.

To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.

YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 10, 2021
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SPITER

It is the mechanism built into the human brain.

A FEMALE PROSTITUTE pleasure power or even a ny SEX PARTNER.
Can it be SPITE is just a natural selection of the SPITER that borders on what is called the SELFISH GENE.

You better treat EMILIOKACK her TRANSGENDER FRIEND good as CHINA will withold that SPITER you need to reach SEXUAL FULFILLMENT and you will be deemed as RED TRADE and you know communist SEX TRADING does not work as my friend it is never EQUAL as someone has to always be on TOP!!!!
by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 14, 2021
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SPITE INSTRUMENT

CELL PHONE

SELL PHONE

BETE NOIRE

PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT APPROPRIATE

Musical Instruments can be abused. 7:58;pm lights on...THANK YOU

SUSAN...SUNDAR...BELINDA .LARRY.LARRY.SERGEY.ELON BELINDA .AWESOME AARON AND STAFF
Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.

People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this

To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.

YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.

Look we are looking forward to THE CHAIN comprised of which for practical purposes is the literal SPITE INSTRUMENT that is SPIDER.EAT SHIT.SPITER.LA LA LA 171 as this means INTERESTED PARTIES watch the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE EAT SHIT massive BOWEL MOVEMENTS AMOUNTS and then watch the SPITER in action starting with quite a LA LA LA STOMACH FUCKING and LOTS OF SURPRISES in store for ANAL ALAN.

Can you imagine a CACAPHONY to FEED TO ANAL ALAN as what a SPITE INSTRUMENT that ANUS can be as the SHIT ENTERS that STATRTING ASSH0LE like the GI DOCTORS say.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021
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SpliDez

SpliDez is a new Word I created,Mostly a shortening to "Split These".
Person 1 : Greeting,Mate!Would you like to eat my foods?
Person 2 : Splidez and I will!
Person 1 :Thank,Mate!
by JoeSussyBaka September 27, 2021
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Splitmoon

Term 1; (adj.) Spread Asscheeks

Refers to the Crack in someone's ass i.e. "Split".

Term 2; (noun) Top tier PBL player who is one of the coolest people ever. Denies coolness but is in fact, very cool and very skilled.
Ex 1; (adj.) "I couldn't use Splitmoon as my username on Club Penguin because they said it was inappropriate, there goes that."

Ex 2; (noun) "Hey guys it's Splitmoon! Isn't he the coolest PBL player ever??"
by MoonKitten January 10, 2022
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Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole
You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack
by anonymous January 12, 2022
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