dirty softshell

the act of ooping in a woman's vagina, pouring salsa and lathering guacamole on it, and then having sexual intercourse with the woman.

Man I gave Maddie Streff the worst dirty softshell EVER last night!

by biggy rection March 22, 2009

Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010

Alabama soft serve

To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.

YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!

Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....

by Zackdaddy Smoothsack January 19, 2012

the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014

Kitty soft paw

When you use the non-dominant hand pleasure yourself below the belt.

He uses Kitty soft paw last night in his room.

by Jackolak December 8, 2022

softie

1. A spongebob like person who is soft and a momma's boy

2. Sensitive person who gets butthurt/ sad easily

1. Josh is such a softie, all he does is talk but won't do anything

2. Bobby is butthurt again he can't take a joke, what a softie.

by jumpboy23 November 21, 2015

Soft Nut

ejaculation so premature, an erection isnt present

Lisa, I dont know what happened i just touched his leg and he busted a soft nut on me.

by IAmBlueSteel February 24, 2009