As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

athiest smoothie

a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka

I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!

by lotion_god November 20, 2021

ass smoothie

when one proceeds to insert fruit in to a womans rectum then preforming anal sex and putting it in a glass and drinking it

yo my friend George preformed an ass smoothie on Jessica

by teeth wrinkles December 31, 2021

Fruit Smoothie

When a gay male receives fellatio from a straight woman

James: I heard he hooked up with a girl yesterday
Jeffery: Baby he just got a fruit smoothie, he is a gogo dancer after all

by UuchGuuch January 20, 2022

cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.

hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie

by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022

black smoothie

A black smoothie is a black person vomiting into a white girls vagina and the smearing it in her pussy then grab it out and eat it and when he's done he milks her tits and cums in her pussy while pissing

Baby your black smoothies are so good baby

by Bigfattoesinmymouthyea February 4, 2022

Frothy smoothie

Frothy is a great artist that makes some very good masterpieces and she is also a great fren

Frothy smoothie is delicious

by Eljacob April 8, 2022