beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".

when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.

by Jamoca May 5, 2003

Hooter Shooters

when a woman holds a shot of alchohal in the middle of her bra. The person taking the shot moves up the woman's stomach with thier tounge and take the shot with no hands and then moves up towards her mouth where she holds a slice of a lime. the shot taker then has to suck on the lime.

"Dude, the other night i did a Hooter Shooters on this chick at the party!"

by hottie-65 February 24, 2010

Dookie a Shooter

The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.

Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.

"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.

"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."

by Zoomacroom November 27, 2011

Pooter Scooter

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss

I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.

by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011

he shoots! he scores!

Exclamation frequently used by hockey commentators.

Gretzky on the breakaway, he shoots! he scores! (applause)

by dude, where's my bagel? September 3, 2005

Shooting

The act of wearing artificially thin pants to the strip club in order to "shoot a load" from a lap dance. Experienced shooters may sand the crotch area of sweat pants down to a thin state to achieve a desired level of comfort. Applying lube to the groin area as well as shaving of the male genitalia are also common place among shooters.

Joe: Why are you changing pants man, were going to the strip club.

Brian: Dude, im going shooting if i'm going to pay all that money for a lap dance
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Joe: Oh shit good call have you seen my sweats?

by Powerful Joe Rogan January 25, 2013

Shooting Pumpkins

v. Exhibiting an irrational hatred of Bill and Hillary Clinton. A reference to Indiana Congressman Dan Burton's attempts to prove the Clintons killed Vince Foster by shooting a pumpkin for "forensic evidence."

Edwards Supporter: Hillary wants to SELL YOUR CHILDREN TO WALMART.

Normal Dude: Man, that guy needs to chill out and stop shooting pumpkins.

by obamarama January 24, 2008