Dirty Santa

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it

I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.

by BigDaddy$ September 4, 2017

Santa

Fake person that your parents tell you is real and comes once a year when it’s actually your parents and they want you to be 5 and think it’s real

*chrismas eve*Parents:Santa is coming tonight!You have to go to bed early.
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*

by Therandombee November 27, 2019

Creamy santa

When you get fucked by a fat man and he makes a creamy beared for you

God i wish he could be my creamy santa

by Creamy santa January 21, 2017

Santa

Santa is a fat bastard that doesn't exist. He used to be called St. Nicolas and travels round the world delivering presents on Christmas Eve.

Look mum it's santa!!

by Tjasus December 29, 2018

Santa Claustrophobia

Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.

Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

by Mothmaker December 5, 2012

Santa Fe Packing Company

A brand of salsa that has an anthropomorphic cactus.

Position Santa Fe Packing Company Salsa and Con Queso as the authentic salsa of the southwest that serves as the perfect ingredient for a variety of menu items, not just a dipping sauce. Leverage the spoke-charachter, Spike, in all marketing and communication messages.

by Wendysfg August 26, 2023

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas

Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023