Pulling a Roberts

Attempting to quote from memory a short, famous passage or pledge in front of lots of (millions of) people and screwing it up royally.

Barry: The Chief Justice tried to swear me in at the ceremony without a notecard and fucked it all to hell! Some people think it was MY fault!

Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.

by Neptunium January 28, 2009

Dirty Roger

When you stick one hand up someone's ass, then stick the other down their throat, you then link your hands, and have sex with their belly button.

Logan: Dude, Sarah totally let me Dirty Roger her!

Tyrone: Hmm, Gross.

by Logan O November 18, 2007

Robert

The gayest human being you will ever meet. He will try to lire you into his gay dungeon. Usually roberts hairline is deformed and his penis is small

Ay that nigga robert is gay

by RjNhK January 21, 2020

Jolly Roger Salute

A close relative of the star spangled banner, the Jolly Roger salute, executed mostly while inebriated, occurs when a guy is giving it to a girl doggy style. On his signal, a friend sneaks out of the closet and ties a Jolly Roger flag around his neck. The guy in the sex act begins singing "Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me." This is a great move.

"Yo dude, Max Jolly Roger Saluted his bitch with the help of Sam the other night."

by Dangles December 6, 2004

rogered

when something is rendered well and truly useless.

As his TV made a noise like a diarrhea inflicted elephant and exploded into shards, bobby said "this TVs rogered".

by magic toadstool February 5, 2004

emma roberts

the actress who had me blowing their back out last week. also a simply stunning human being and whoever disagrees can suck it.

jake: yo, remember emma roberts?
me: my hot, beautiful, delicious wife who i ate out last week?
jake: yeah.

by babiesheads June 8, 2020

robert

A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.

O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.

by A. stoochle December 9, 2008