tits in the river

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

River

He is a guy who say yeet a lot

Person 1.Omg did you hear tommy yell yeet

Person 2.He totally trying to be river

by Ittybittybitch November 16, 2020

Lego City River

A place that deserves to be a landmark because of a certain meme.

A man has fallen into the Lego City River

by Power476 December 23, 2020

salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.

“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “

by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023

Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

Rivered

Replacing your best friend for a new friend and having your new friends steal your girlfriend.

Danny: Hey what happened to Eric?
Jose: Eric got rivered! He stopped hanging out with us in order to hang with this new guy who then stole his girl.
Danny: Damn, that foo got rivered bad.

by DanSka February 7, 2021

River thotter

A thot who is seen on the river normally in a canoe or kayak dressed to show off a lot of skin. Normally has some type of alcoholic beverage in her hands as well.

You see that girl go by in that canoe, I heard she's a river thotter

by Coin981 April 17, 2023