A River is a very shy but open person. It is usually hanging around with a load of crazy people. It also has a very short partner by its side. His hair is normally very long and gets in the way every minute of the day, he/she would need to always brush it back into its original place. It’s also a very much of an attention seeker and would do anything to get it. Also it’s partners name would normally start with an M.
by RH._. November 24, 2021
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by big 82k November 24, 2021
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Boy #1: “Man, fuck Bear River.
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
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