Ring of Honor

Gabe Sapolsky's obscene fantasy of having men considered too small for WWE clobber each other with forearms and drop each other on their heads before a ruckus crowd of 32 people.

Vastly overrated and credited for pushing the likes of The Christopher Street Connection, Teddy Anis, Shane Hagadorn, CM Hump and Bryan 'Vanilla Midget' Danielson into the booming North American wrestling scene.

Ring of Honor is the suck

by bryanalvarez July 4, 2008

Asian Toe Ring

When an asian man sticks his weiner between a girls toes and he gets off leaving a ring on the girls toe. why asian you ask? because only an asian weiner is small enough to fit between a girls toes

Dude his weiner was so little all he could do was give her an asian toe ring, and hes not even asian!

by Ashweedeckdizzle January 25, 2009

Ring Pirate

A Gay person

dan: Jacks gay
dom: Pfft. , what a ring pirate

by Joe July 17, 2003

crab rangoon

A senior citizen usually found in a temperate climate who spends massive amounts of time at the beach. Thus resulting in their overall appearance being altered so greatly by the sun in combination with age that they resemble a dark brown, deep fried, crab rangoon..

I was down at the beach on Monday and could hardly fine an open area to lounge. The whole place was taken up by a bunch of crab rangoons..

by sparkalicous February 25, 2008

Red Ring of Death

A curse brought onto an item that is really not even a ring, that causes the system to completely fail and become an eleven pound door stop.

Related words are that of the curse and the gamers worst nightmare.

synonyms: crap-load, bricker, digital satan

antonyms: ps3, wii, anything good

"Why is your 360 acting all whack and shit?"
"I unno, jus got dat Red Ring of Death er suntin'."

by Brandon Clark October 10, 2007

Promise Ring

A ring a girl gets that signifies that she wont be a slut/whore/hoe

Girl:Hey do you have a promise ring?
Girl2:noo....I get some

by realdeal12344 March 18, 2010

The Three Ring Circus

When your having sex with a girl, your friend comes out of the closet and you swap so you friend is banging her. You quietly sneak out of the room. Then call another friend to come knock on the window. At this point she will be all confused how she is not fucking the same man anymore. Now you bust in through the door proclaiming, "What the fuck is this!?!?"

Jena: Last night my boyfriend pulled the three ring circus! I was so confused!

Julian: I wish I was there!

by mike13849132047 January 7, 2010