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Hot air balloon ride 

The act of making an air-tight seal around someone's butthole and then they fart a giant fart into your mouth and your cheecks fill with air.
The only way Dale could imagine seeing the world outside of his jail cell was when Rick gave him a Hot air balloon ride.
Hot air balloon ride by Se7en November 14, 2006
Adjective. Used to describe something that's over the top in terms of excitement; an exhilarating experience.
Origin: Archaic, dating back to the '50s. From Disneyland's old system of ticket-books. The A-D Tickets were for the okay rides. An E-Ticket was your ticket to the best rides, E-rides, ie. the Matterhorn, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc.
Jeez!!! Driving home with Jacob after the party was an E-ride.
E-ride by paul page August 8, 2005

joy ride the train 

when you hop on a train and sit down while the train does numerous amount of routes. nothing to do.
the other day i asked a man where he was going and he said "nowhere ima just joy ride the train"
joy ride the train by Mario R. February 16, 2009

jizz ride 

the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant.
Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night?
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.
jizz ride by Bamph March 22, 2009

bump ride 

verb: when you go on a drive with a system that bumps just to listen to music with no destination
"yo dude i just downloaded this new song and it bumps on my system!"

"awesome lets go on a bump ride!"
bump ride by syren1 September 20, 2013

pussy ride 

A female dat rides a females pussy
pussy ride by J.K jr May 23, 2020