put in work

when you go to the mex mob mansion and light your fireworks off to wake all of them up because they turned their back on da lench mob

You ready to go put in work at the mex mob mansion tonight

by da lench mob July 3, 2006

put the pussy on the chain wax

to indulge in a session of fucking the pussy, waxing that pussy none stop

Keneth : so dawg wat did u du wen u meet that girl Nikki
Tendai : Man I went home and put the pussy on the chain wax, all night
Keneth : you fucked her all night

by afrosam February 11, 2015

Put Me in Coach

What you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one's personal preference)...what you tell your sex partner to do when preparing for oral, anal, "breastual," and/or vaginal intercourse.

The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter

*Note*
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you"

Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life"

Billy: "Good so put me in coach"

"Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach"

"Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :)

by MiiSTA MAGiiK FiiNGERZ December 14, 2009

put it in a bag

bag up the trees
sell me a bag

where da weed at put it in a bag!!

by Peachez June 9, 2004

Put Me on a Program

When someone makes you (or asks you to) do something for them or tells you something that is completely untrue for ulterior motives. It is either done for selfish reasons, to harrass, annoy, punish, etc.

My boss "put me on a program" with that whole new report thing--it is a complete waste of time.

by Diego Garcia December 17, 2006

put away

Too get your hair braided.

"yo you need to get that nappy afro put away"

by Puppet January 5, 2005

put the beard on

To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend

Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on

by Clive Pillowfriend August 20, 2007