Christmas Pudding

A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.

Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!

by DaddyKingKongDong December 1, 2018

Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

Moon Pudding

Two consenting adults engaging in anal sex, in which the receiver does not use a douche and/or Enema. The giver than proceed to ejaculate in the un-douched anus which gives the illusion of chocolate pudding during the finish.

“Hey did you guy see Aaron last night?”
“No, he called me after leaving WEHO and ended up going home with some guy and woke up to moon pudding.”

by yogibear415 June 9, 2019

bread pudding

Bread pudding is a term used to describe the practice of taking crystal meth through a loaf of bread.

She took it as a bread pudding, the shitting lightweight.

by UncleMonkeyPants June 22, 2019

Blue Pudding

lmao the love of my life

hes hot “Blue pudding”

by to the loml you’ll see July 11, 2019

Joyful pudding

A pudding, or dessert, undefined, but has the LIT qualities of what you’re looking for in a dessert to bring joy to your taste buds.

“Smother, bring me that joyful pudding!”

by BurnsySmithers July 19, 2019