Puddie

The stuff dreams are made of

Hey do you know where I can score some puddie

by pat May 3, 2004

Cunt puddle

The puddle of semen left on the man's stomach when the woman climbs off of him after sex.

Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!

by Pcar October 27, 2012

puddle jumper

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

Puddle Pirate

a member of the coast guard who wants to be part of the navy but doesnt wanna work or leave home.

pussy in a navy recruiting office: i wanna join the navy but i dont wanna leave my boyfriend
Navy po: than go be a puddle pirate!

by navy pettyofficer October 5, 2009

Mud Puddle

A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).

"Damn that girl's lookin' good!"
"Don't bother bro. I hit it last week, she's a total mud puddle"

by Elderberry715 April 26, 2012

tapioca pudding

the gelatin-like goo that comes out of a girl's vagina during her menstration

damn that tapioca pudding got everywhere

by patchoulipea October 17, 2008

pudding

1) wonderful; first-rate; very good

2) of considerable duration or length

3) immense, enormous, gigantic, huge, vast, grand

1) Pudding!

2) I think we'll be staying for pudding...

3) Absolutely pudding!

by eeeek February 28, 2008