Obamalism

Obamalism is a crippling psychotic state, in which people fail to recognize Barack Obama as a corporate-sponsored frontman who represents banking interests. This has been accompanied by belief that Obama had intentions of withdrawing American troops from Iraq, associations of Obama with Jesus Christ, and expressions of hysteria upon hearing of Obama's election. In severe cases, victims of Obamalism are immune to treatment with hardcore facts, such as Obama breaking his campaign promise (that he would not appoint any lobbyists to White House positions) by filling the White House with lobbyists.

Related forms:
O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list; noun, adjective
O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list⋅ic; adjective

Do you think the next four years of depression will cure people of Obamalism, and make them realize banksters have hijacked both the Republican -and- Democratic parties?

by Novel Zephyr May 21, 2009

obama

A turd on deck that feels like it will be incredibly satisfying and life-altering, but when you finally reach the toilet, nothing happens.

Celeste felt like she would drop a massive loaf after gorging on Mexican food, but it was little more than an obama.

by Celeste Rodriguez July 23, 2011

USS Barack Obama

Name of the aircraft carrier that will be name after President Obama in next 30 years or so.

The USS Barack Obama was dispatched to Sea of Japan in 2040 to support a blockade of North Korea during World War 3.

by mandengho December 4, 2009

Obama

A word to describe something so evil it cannot be described.

Bob: You are a Obama Supporter.
Joe: I am not, I have morals you know!

Bob: Did you hear what the Obama Administration did?
Joe: If it's Obama it can't be good.

Bob: Obama said he saved jobs.
Joe: No wonder everyone in my office got laid off today.

Bob: Did you hear Obamacare was signed into law?
Joe: Remind me not to get sick, ever again.

Bob: Obama is supporting the Democratic Senator for reelection in 2010
Joe: Well than I'm voting Republican

by PatrioticAmerican November 14, 2011

Barack Obama

The most best president of America, change my mind

Barack Obama is my fam

by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020

Obama Scholar

A taxpayer supported middle school student in New Haven, CT exposed to Obama indoctrination through repetitive chant by those entrusted to teach him how to think, not what to think.

I am an Obama Scholar, an Obama Scholar.

by TD123TD June 18, 2010

The Rock Obama

What President Obama turns into when he gets angry. First witnessed on Saturday Night Live.

Obama's gettin angry! He's turning into The Rock Obama!

by energizer_squirrel April 1, 2009