Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.

Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.

by pixelfingers September 3, 2016

Silly noodle time

A period of time by which a person usually of adolescence ages is molested or sexually abused by an older (usually male) relative

Damn man my uncle came over for silly noodle time a few days ago and I haven't been able to sit down since

by 1818551 June 27, 2023

German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

sonria sea noodles

CEO of 😌
shes v chill 😊‼️
minecraft

hey bro yu know sonria sea noodles? oh you mean sea noodle lol 😆 lol Pee shes funny my grandma died😊

by Iheartsaihara January 12, 2021

Ramen noodle special

When an Asian dude fingers someone with two fingers while he's fucking her in the same hole.

Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.

by Lolnopelolno January 6, 2018

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup

A song the Stranger Things cast made to annoy fellow cast members

Hey did you hear Chicken Noodle Soup song by the Stranger Things cast

Yeah! It's great

Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions

Like sliding down escalators

by finnersz September 26, 2019

Chicken Noodle soup

A word that can be said at any time at any occasion

Dad:your adopted
Son:chicken noodle soup

by WaffleStomp July 6, 2021