Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.
“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”
“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent”
“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent”
by TinderDoucheObserver August 24, 2022
Get the Business Athletemug. In a professional, business or government office setting, typically mentioned by a user when you receive requests from 2 or more managers (or other business associates) through email, telephone, IM , video conference, etc. all at the same time. Most often the request or information that is being conveyed is the exact same thing message from all managers or absolutely conflicting information on a subject matter.
Spoken Openly: I just got a business-bukakke from Chad, Karen and Don. The hell is going on?
Spoken Professionally: I just BB'd from Chad, Karen and Don. Does anyone have a clarification on this matter?
Spoken Professionally: I just BB'd from Chad, Karen and Don. Does anyone have a clarification on this matter?
by Spykhed October 19, 2020
Get the Business-Bukakkemug. Suckin' dick
by Unicornspunk September 28, 2017
Get the Busymug. Alice: Here comes Charlie. Wait, what is he doing with that chainsaw?
Bob: Uh oh. I hope he doesn't mean business.
Bob: Uh oh. I hope he doesn't mean business.
by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023
Get the Mean businessmug. man's best friend
silmultaneously signifying the massive burden of worldly work on his shoulders, while all applications cover up for shooting his shot with multiple women
silmultaneously signifying the massive burden of worldly work on his shoulders, while all applications cover up for shooting his shot with multiple women
by thedivinegoddesse July 30, 2021
Get the busymug. Having no time at all for the usual life style like hanging out with the bros. Also the act of fornication that leads to lots of children
by Fudgeywudgeyboo August 11, 2019
Get the Pretty Busymug. A Chipmunk like individual fed with a silver spoon as a baby, who at school intimidated those he considered less fortunate than himself and went on to be educated at university specialising in learning vocabulary to an unnecessarily high standard.
In order to impress, he mastered an uncanny ability for repeatedly dropping words into every conversation, words that only he understands. On occasions, these words will be duplicated to a point where nobody has the faintest idea what he is talking about.
He is easily impressed by empty responses to his regularly posted pompous drivel on various social media platforms which tend to be followed by equally delusional individuals.
Difficult financial situations within the company are created by the ill judged and ultimately fatal decisions he makes during the crusade to fuel his ego and gain recognition as a business leader for which he has absolutely no knowledge, let alone ability to achieve.
When faced with difficult situations which require confronting with determination and commitment, he has an unrivalled ability to speedily retreat and disappear without trace. Occasionally, he comes out under the cover of darkness to pillage and pilfer the product of his employees hard work.
His response to a position of financial adversity is not to seek a solution for his employees and their families but simply to abdicate his responsibility by handing his dummy to the Administrator
In order to impress, he mastered an uncanny ability for repeatedly dropping words into every conversation, words that only he understands. On occasions, these words will be duplicated to a point where nobody has the faintest idea what he is talking about.
He is easily impressed by empty responses to his regularly posted pompous drivel on various social media platforms which tend to be followed by equally delusional individuals.
Difficult financial situations within the company are created by the ill judged and ultimately fatal decisions he makes during the crusade to fuel his ego and gain recognition as a business leader for which he has absolutely no knowledge, let alone ability to achieve.
When faced with difficult situations which require confronting with determination and commitment, he has an unrivalled ability to speedily retreat and disappear without trace. Occasionally, he comes out under the cover of darkness to pillage and pilfer the product of his employees hard work.
His response to a position of financial adversity is not to seek a solution for his employees and their families but simply to abdicate his responsibility by handing his dummy to the Administrator
by Ravey Davey Gravy October 8, 2023
Get the Business Misleadermug.