muffgardener

A guy who is a chick's servant

That guys a muffgardener

by Dalt May 22, 2006

Muffin' Toe

When an overweight female wears her pants too tight it creates a muffin top and a camel toe that blend together. Not a good look.

Her pants are so tight you can see her muffin' toe.

by Ilovemesumme March 28, 2009

muffin

the freakin' best kind of pastry ever made. comes in various flavors like plain, strawberry, chocolate chip, blueberry, cinnamon
strudel, etc.

dude1:hey, dude2! whatya got there ?

dude2:a muffin. its quite delicious

by frosted flakes. April 11, 2009

muffdiving

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time

hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

power muff

A raw natural untrimmed muff. A power muff.

I went down on her and she had a power muff.

by MO770 October 13, 2005

muff crust

The stuff on an STD riddled vagina. Usually with dry inflammation stuck to it, warts, bumps, the works...

I was gonna fuck that ho for 10 bucks, but her panties were covered in DRY muff crust. She prolly had Clap or someting.

by malimal May 24, 2007

muffin break

Having To Take A Shit.

"Dayum Ma, I Gotta Take A Muffin Break."

by -chelly* May 27, 2007