Choco - Muff 

A chocolate covered bran muffin.

Karen invented a new bran muffin covered in chocolate and named it: Choco - Muff

Choco - Muff by J - Bone November 1, 2006

Sped Muff 

Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.

For Example,

Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?

meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.

Sped Muff by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009

Handcuff Muff 

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.

Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!

Handcuff Muff by Mega muffster May 29, 2012

Herpes Muff Cup 

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)

"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.

Herpes Muff Cup by Nitsua IKoto September 20, 2012

Colorado Muff Puffer 

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

Colorado Muff Puffer by 50NU5 February 21, 2014

Martini Muff 

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

Martini Muff by Martini Muff October 10, 2015

snuff muff 

Snuffing somebody's muff means to go down on someBody

I can't wait to snuff muff :)

snuff muff by Caitzzzz January 25, 2016