Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

moose apple

Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.

Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.

"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."

by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014

Moose Nuggets

Noun: Poop, usually formed as a large pile of small turds.

If you're going down to the river, watch out for moose nuggets along the trail, or worse, bear poop.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.

by Dymaxion13 October 29, 2019

no ur a moose

"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.

*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE

by UhmYeahSure April 6, 2021

Moose nostril

Vagina

Did you get any moose nostril last night?

by Jim Dong September 18, 2021

chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 2, 2014

Moose Knuckle

Word used to warn workers that safety supervisor is on site.

Moose knuckle, put your safety glasses back on.

by Freckz December 9, 2020