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miss septembering

Adverb- While driving down the highway drinking miller lite, flashing the centerfold of a Playboy to passing motorists.
En route to our destination, we had lots of fun Miss Septembering all the cars we passed until we noticed the man next to us was driving with his mother in law who slapped him in the face for looking too long. Fortunately we did not get pulled over.
by Erbo October 10, 2013
mugGet the miss septemberingmug.

miss chong

by P Pakdeejit February 19, 2017
mugGet the miss chongmug.

Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa
You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?
by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019
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Little Miss Stranger

When you sit on your own hand so that a cartoon character from work can give you a HJ by moving your arm while your numb hand holds onto your crank.
That bissh just gave Ocho-Rando a 'little miss stranger' to completion behind the dumpster at work and he barely felt it.
by Bendyfork December 27, 2023
mugGet the Little Miss Strangermug.

miss hagar

she is a pale piece of shit that hates chris cuz he is too hot for her and she is lesbian as fuck
Why are u high
i am in miss hagar's class
by i am so hot September 16, 2018
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Miss preppy

A beautiful young athletic smart and funny girl who always stands up for people she loves and cares about. She’s very empathetic and loving and is a great soul. I love miss preppys so much <3
Me: your being so miss preppy
Them: thank you so much that’s the best compliment I’ve ever gotten
by Miss preppy stan March 25, 2024
mugGet the Miss preppymug.

little miss soup

When a woman starts dripping blood down her legs because she didnt wear a tampon
Oi fam i can see her little miss soup from here thats well butters
by Manlyke December 21, 2014
mugGet the little miss soupmug.

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