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Beta-max

A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.
Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.
by Armin Hammer January 29, 2020
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Max Walker

Usuall is referee to as large penis, typically has a huge dick and a thicc arse.

All the boys want him.!
You have such a big ‘max walker
by Mr Shlong Long January 30, 2020
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Max Payton

a furry
max, if you’re reading this, i guess ur moms a furry too.
max’s are usually attracted to cancers ♋️
max payton is totally a furry.
by o5706 April 10, 2020
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Max 2

Person 1: Hey, anyone wanna control my max 2?

Person2: Yeah sure.
by YesYhAHSyES] April 13, 2020
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Max Ivan

Max Ivan

A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.

They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.

Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
by Max-ivan´s mother February 13, 2020
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max nose

When your nose gets fucked up from talking lots of bullshit.
Guy talking to friend - “I fs heelflipped that road gap.”

Friend - “Bullshit...be careful man you don’t wanna get max nose from telling lies. You won’t be able to sneeze properly
by Kid Creepy May 12, 2020
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Pulling a max

When a embarrassing situation happens to somebody and that person starts pretending that didn't happen everytime that person situation gets brought up because there to embarrassed/scared to admit it happened.
For example: Damn Michael you really sleep with Jessica.bro she so ugly ,Michael nah Jerry that didn't even happen .jerry damn Michael your really pulling a max.
by My.nobody65 September 29, 2020
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