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Not to be confused with Brian's dick it is over 3 miles long example wow Louis dick is only one million size of Brian Matthews dick

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by Brian's Matthews dick February 8, 2021

matthew gray gubler

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by gublergram April 3, 2021

Matthew

gay small dick Matthew is a name for someone with a tiny penis and likes men sexually.

Matthew is Hella gay

by Gaymatthwwfayaayatata September 10, 2019

Matthew

The most gayest person alive. When he talks he just sounds gay. It's no surprise his family thinks he is gay too. Matthew's favourite game is fortnite. He plays it all the time and when he dies he rages. When his friends call his mum gay he jokes about being an orphan. What a cold hearted monster. he is also very not not ugly

Person1: Who's that guy over there.
Person2: He is Matthew btw he is super gay.
Matthew: IM NOT GAY
person3: no ur mum is
Matthew: IM AN ORPHAN

by Taygimoo August 13, 2020

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

by InDazzled July 28, 2009

Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge

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by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

matthew

Matthews are charismatic enough to ruin your life. You meet them thinking that they are charming and sincere, but they will always find a way to disappoint on a massive scale that makes you really sad until you get riled up with your friends who coincidentally have all been wronged by a Matthew. Matthews suck; they're the absolute worst. They tell you they love you in the most poetic way and make you fall head over heels because they are very lovable, but it also absolutely kills you when they do something super shitty to ruin you and your image of them. They're loyal but only to a select few, but they consider most people disposable and use them until they have no purpose to them. They'll sleep with you then tell you they love their ex. They're powerful because they're the best liars and gain full control of you and your emotions before fucking up your shit completely. They like to think they're hot shots and they're cocky as shit, and they're smart and all, but the fact that they're assholes makes that not matter in the long run, to you at least, life still tends to treat Matthews just fine despite the fact that they deserve the worst. Like to get left at the alter; they deserve that. But chances are, they will still lead happy and successful lives because life treats you well when you're a Matthew, just not if you interact with one. Stay away if you meet a Matthew.

In this world, you're either a Matthew or you're screwed over by one.

by bitchybitterbitch March 20, 2019