Marcos

a guy who thinks heś cool

Marcos:2+2 is 4 -1 is 3
sam:???? i should reconsider being ur friend

by pam the ham June 16, 2018

Markus

Markus suffers from a serious nicotine addiction and will always be a big virgin. He always complains about being single and is looking for someone to bang before he turns 17. Hopeless case.

oh yeah Markus is a massive virgin

by Bel-end October 5, 2020

Dark Marcsun

n. A sometimes-flatulent, occasionally narcissistic denizen of Dereth, known for his raucous drinking binges with Ulgrim and known for his high vita and more than occasional impotence.

"Did you see Dark Marcsun last night? He was three sheets to the wind and that sure isn't going to help the old erectile disfunction any!"

by Asheron's Call March 8, 2004

Markuss

I have known a Markuss my whole life and wll this is what i think of him... Big Belly, small PP

"How was it? "bad"
"Oh it must've been a Markuss"

by kkkkkkraukkklis July 19, 2020

Markus and Martinus

They are fucking gay nibbas who have been summoned by Satan to terrorize our ears with abissmal music.

Fucking retard: I kinda like Markus and Martinus
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case

by Apehue December 23, 2019

marqus

my faja...who grounded me

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Marcused

When a man named Marcus sucks and double dips once a stronger alpha male tells him to not be a disgusting goblin man.

Alpha male: don't double dip
Marcus: *double dips*
Alpha male: you marcused that one

by Yodastrueson May 1, 2020